“This was the most embarrassing date of my life”
See, after her nasty divorce, my friend Kathy swore she wouldn’t get back into the dating scene anytime soon.
But one day she met this guy (Stewart) at a coffee shop.
One thing led to another one, and before Kathy knew it, she was on her way to meet his parents.
The thing is no matter how old you are, or how many husbands you’ve had, meeting parents is always nerve-wracking.
But Kathy had NO idea just how terrible this meeting would turn out.
What’s worse, her own body betrayed her on one of the most important dates of her life.
Here’s the story.
Stewart decided to invite his parents to a local restaurant in the Southampton area.
Things were going well.
Everybody had a great time.
Stewart’s parents seemed lovely, kind, and fun people.
So Kathy felt much at ease after a few minutes in.
But after the entry was served, and Kathy had a couple of bites of her linguine pasta, she felt it coming.
Feeling the worst thing was about to hit her, Kathy tried to excuse herself and run to the bathroom…
But it was already too late.
Because within seconds a roaring, ground-shaking sound coming from the deepest, darkest part of Kathy’s gut escaped her mouth and filled up the entire room.
This burp was so loud the entire restaurant floor got quiet.
All eyes were pointed to Kathy.
And all she could feel was the hot flaming feeling of embarrassment.
Her face got as red as her dress.
And all she wanted to do was to disappear into thin air.
After a few seconds of shame and embarrassment, Kathy excused herself, grabbed her coat, and ran out of the restaurant.
Cursing herself for what just happened.
The thing though, Kathy’s been struggling with belching and loud burping for years.
She’s gone to see multiple doctors, but the answer was always the same:
“It’s not life-threatening and there is nothing we can do.”
So Kathy had no other option but to figure out a way to manage the burping to some extent.
But every now and then, the loudest deepest sound would escape her gut.
Unfortunately one of those happened at a restaurant when meeting Stewart’s parents.
On her way home, she sent me the text and a few seconds later I was on the phone with her trying to calm her down and confront her.
I really wanted to help her, but I didn't know how.
Until it dawned on me.
My team and I just released a new product a couple of months ago.
It’s designed to improve digestion, but I thought maybe some of the ingredients we have in there can help Kathy with her burping.
So the next day I sent her a couple of bottles of our Advanced Digestives,
I told Kathy:
“Listen, I know you’ve tried so many similar products before. And none worked.
But give this one a try. We’ve got some of the natural ingredients that have a potential to help your problem”
So Kathy decided to give it a try. In the end, she had nothing to lose.
I wish I could tell you that our Advanced Digestives cured Kathy.
They didn’t.
But if I said they didn’t work at all that would be a lie as well.
See, while Kathy still deals with burping every now and then it only happens when specific foods trigger it.
However, for the most part, Kathy hasn’t had a loud and stinky belching session in over a month.
And to me, this is a good sign.
If she continues taking it longer, I’m confident she will feel much better and won’t ever have to deal with such an embarrassing accident ever again.
And if you too struggle with burping or indigestion take a look at our Advanced Digestives.
I can’t promise it will cure your digestive issues, but it definitely can help you ease the discomfort.